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Values from Crappy Life Coach


Values are like solar-powered flashlights: great in theory, but don’t count on them in the dark.

Attitude from Crappy Life Coach


Attitude is like a flat tire – if you don’t change it, you’re not going anywhere, especially if you never had a car in the first place.

The journey from crappy life coach

The Journey

Life isn’t a journey, it’s more like a scavenger hunt where all the clues are written in invisible ink and you forgot your UV flashlight at home.

25 People Pleaser Jokes

Starting with 5 out of 5 People Pleasers agree….

25 People Pleaser Jokes
2024 resolutions you can steal

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2024 New Year Resolutions you can steal

We want you to have the best 2024 ever

Should I start an only fans account. Where people pay me to keep my clothes on? vote

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This book is about the pranks you can play for companies making you return to the office.

31 Days, 31 Pranks


Extroverts and quiet quitting
Can Extroverts Master Quiet Quitting? A Lighthearted Exploration

Extroverts and quiet quitting. Prelude to Procrastination Have you heard of the latest workplace tre…

Lyric Thunder GPT
Shake Your Foundations with Lyric Thunder: The AC/DC-Inspired GPT!

Lyric Thunder GPT. Are you ready to rock your queries and shake up the digital world? Meet Lyric Thu…

I Blame Doug GPT
The Blame-Doug Strategy: Your Go-To Solution for Every Mishap!

I Blame Doug GPT. Oh, you’re in for a treat! Welcome to the world of “I Blame Doug&#8221…

Suspicious Squid
Navigating the Sea of Doubt with Suspicious Squid: Your Guide to Uncovering the Truth

Suspicious Squid GPT is here to help. Ahoy, curious minds! Have you ever felt like something’s…

Whacky Advisor
Whacky Advisor Our 1st GPT

Whacky Advisor Our 1st GPT Are the 4 initial prompts, but you can ask it anything. Whacky Advisor Ou…

Follow your dreams, unless they involve effort. In that case, just go back to sleep.

Priceless advice from Crappy Life Coach


Customer complaints are just free entertainment. No need to address them.

Before Crappy Life Coach we thought customers were important


Procrastination isn’t the thief of time; it’s the VIP lounge of life.

I use this insight daily. Thank you Crappy Life Coach


Certification matters.

I am a proud certified Crappy Life Coach


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