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Crappy Life Coach: Paving Your Path to Nowhere with Spectacularly Bad Advice
Values
Values are like solar-powered flashlights: great in theory, but don’t count on them in the dark.
Attitude
Attitude is like a flat tire – if you don’t change it, you’re not going anywhere, especially if you never had a car in the first place.
The Journey
Life isn’t a journey, it’s more like a scavenger hunt where all the clues are written in invisible ink and you forgot your UV flashlight at home.
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