That’s right, you can win coffee from Crappy Life Coach. We will randomly pick winners each week between now and when we get bored.
10 Cups of Brutal Truth: Crappy Life Coach’s Guide to Surviving with Coffee”
- Coffee: because ‘adulting’ without it is just dangerous.
- Sure, you could meditate, or you could drink coffee and get sh*t done faster.
- Life’s too short to pretend that decaf is a real thing.
- Coffee first. The world’s problems? Meh, maybe later.
- You can’t pour from an empty cup. But you can complain until someone refills it.
- Drink coffee like your personality depends on it… because it does.
- The best part of waking up is realizing it’s socially acceptable to drink coffee all day.
- Coffee: helping people fake their way through Monday since forever.
- Step 1: Drink coffee. Step 2: Pretend you have your life together.
- If coffee doesn’t fix it, you probably just need more coffee.
