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Welcome, Seekers of Solace and Sanity!
Kamala Harris as the new candidate has stirred quite the pot, hasn’t it? Whether you’re bursting with joy or frantically searching through legal books, we’re here with our signature blend of humor and sass to help you navigate these turbulent times.
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The Joy Camp
Are you finding yourself in spontaneous dance parties and overusing “Yasss!” like it’s going out of style? Fantastic. Our Crappy Life Coaches are here to help you channel that energy into productive (or hilariously unproductive) outlets. Start a dance troupe or a “Kamala Krazies” fan club. We’ll make sure your joy is well-celebrated and possibly Instagram-worthy.
The Old White Guy Camp
Still hoarding legal books and writing campaign slogans that start with “Back in my day…”? We get it. Our Crappy Life Coaches will help you navigate your legal curiosities with a dash of humor and a lot of coffee. Need help marketing your candidate? We’ll reluctantly help you create a retro campaign with vintage vibes. And if the TikTok dances aren’t working, we’ve got snazzy bow tie recommendations that might help. No guarantees, though.
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Our Crappy Life Coaches are standing by, ready to provide you with the sassiest and most personalized advice possible. Don’t navigate this political rollercoaster alone – let us help you laugh it out!
Navigating politics is like herding cats – impossible but sometimes hilarious. Keep your chin up, your sarcasm sharp, and let’s get through this together!